I'm turning into an 8 year old girl.
I woke up the other day and opened my bedroom door to the living room to find a small kitten waiting to get into my room. Suddenly it flashed to me that my roommate had asked me a few weeks ago if I would mind getting a cat and suddenly there it was. Its fucking adorable.
I'm turning into an 8 year old girl. I keep playing with it. Taking pics and vids on my phone with the intention of showing them to friends and saying "Look at my cat! Isn't is cute!"
I don't even know its name. I just call it Cutey Cute Cute McCuterson. I'm a black man that has had a gun in my face and I'm using the word "cute" repeatedly.
hi mr. the-ny-post-called-me-one-of-the-sexiest-new-yorkers! i think the fact that you're in love with your "cute" kitten makes you even sexier......just sayin'.
ReplyDeletei think it makes you just like me....oh that comment is going to anger you
ReplyDeleteI do believe that calling your cat "Cutey Cute Cute McCuterson" makes "Cutey Cute Cute McCuterson Vaughn" the cat's name. Anyway, I think kittens are great for getting over trauma. I got kittens to get over my abusive ex, and I ended up forgiving him. My cats are precious to me. cats rule.
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