First of all. If someone EVER, and I mean EVER asked me said question I would not only stab them but then take time to carve 'Afri-CAN' on their stomach.
And It took me like 10 minutes trying to pronouce Carolyns caucasi-can. "Caw-Casian-CAN...er..Caw-Can?...er..."
I like that this is all you have for the month of May 2005. Two moments of clarity, in one day. Does this mean the other days were all a hazy, impenetrable blur of asses?
P.S. It is my mission to read your entire blog today. Don't be alarmed if your "stats" show that someone has been lingering/loitering here all day.
Please tell me no one has ever said that to you...
ReplyDeletep.s. - I'm a caucasi-CAN.
ReplyDeleteFirst of all. If someone EVER, and I mean EVER asked me said question I would not only stab them but then take time to carve 'Afri-CAN' on their stomach.
ReplyDeleteAnd It took me like 10 minutes trying to pronouce Carolyns caucasi-can. "Caw-Casian-CAN...er..Caw-Can?...er..."
Caw-cayzhe-CAN! And Caw-Cayzhe-DO!
ReplyDeleteso true!
ReplyDeleteI like that this is all you have for the month of May 2005. Two moments of clarity, in one day. Does this mean the other days were all a hazy, impenetrable blur of asses?
ReplyDeleteP.S. It is my mission to read your entire blog today. Don't be alarmed if your "stats" show that someone has been lingering/loitering here all day.