Monday, May 16, 2005

Moment of Clarity #10

If you are black and someone says to you..."Do you wanna be an Afri-Can't or an Afri-Can?" They have just given you permission to stab them.

6 comments:

Carolyn said...

Please tell me no one has ever said that to you...

Carolyn said...

p.s. - I'm a caucasi-CAN.

Elon James White said...

First of all. If someone EVER, and I mean EVER asked me said question I would not only stab them but then take time to carve 'Afri-CAN' on their stomach.

And It took me like 10 minutes trying to pronouce Carolyns caucasi-can. "Caw-Casian-CAN...er..Caw-Can?...er..."

Carolyn said...

Caw-cayzhe-CAN! And Caw-Cayzhe-DO!

Anonymous said...

so true!

Shana said...

I like that this is all you have for the month of May 2005. Two moments of clarity, in one day. Does this mean the other days were all a hazy, impenetrable blur of asses?

P.S. It is my mission to read your entire blog today. Don't be alarmed if your "stats" show that someone has been lingering/loitering here all day.