Sunday, October 15, 2006

Moments of Clarity #32 and #33

The problem with movies about Martial Arts and Breakdancing is I walk out of them thinking I can do both.

My least favorite response from a girl to the question "Why do you find him sexy?" is "He reminds me of my dad."

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

what if her dad is fucking evil knievel?

Anonymous said...

Strangely (or not), that is EXACTLY how I feel about that comment..the original, not the comment. And I've had it said to me twice.

But if her dad is fucking Evel Knievel, then would you really want to remind her of some guy that just might, just might, fuck Evel Knievel?