Tuesday, July 17, 2007

Snarky about being snarky. Sarcastic about being sarcastic.

Guys isn't it SO GREAT that we've become a culture that doesn't know how to not be sarcastic all the time? Isn't it SO GREAT that we choose to comment a little more than experience things? Cuz experiencing something means i have to like use all these senses i was given and that's just like so exhausting. i mean that why i listen to my iPod everywhere i go so i don't have to hear anything i don't like. that's why i wear my sunglass so i don't have to see anything i don't like. or at least it dulls it.

that's why i'm so happy there are so many dumb people to talk about all the time. that way i don't ever have to express a geniune emotion or original thought that I have. you can understand who I am by what i have to say about Angelina Jolie. She's hot. See? Now you know a lot about me. Maybe even too much. That's why i'm always gonna be awkward around you and like construct this persona that never let's you in. cuz i've been hurt in the past. never again.

jeez. saying how i really feel about something is just SO EXHAUSTING. thank god i can be ironic. and thank god i'll deliver it in the same monotone voice that i always communicate with. that way no one can ever say what they think i believe or don't believe. so i can never be pegged for this or that. totally. i can have an identityless identity. awesome.

i mean caring is so BLAH. see? that's all the description it deserves. hating everything makes the world so much easier to deal with. you're dumb. he's stupid. and its such a burden that i'm the only one who sees it. if anyone ever tries to talk to me about anything. i'll just say WHATEVER and leave. then i don't have to be responsible for anything. awesome.

7 comments:

Anonymous said...

yah. caring is so meh.

My Fall Collection said...

this post reminded me of math. specifically, the taking of derivatives. like if you find the derivative of a curve, you know, you end up with a flat line, a flat monotone line, you know? and being ironic/sarcastic/etc is like taking the derivative of LIFE. of the curvy curve that is LIFE. (tell me that's not the best mathematical model of irony EVER.)

todd said...

was this meant to be sarcastic??!!???

DatingDiaryNYC said...

Sarcastically writing about sarcasm?
That's so deadpan.

Morgan said...

I am a drama student at NYU, and i enjoyed this post, the grains of truth are lovely.

Buddylittle said...

great post, word for word.

Wendy said...

Geez, Baron. Some people might find this to be a bit biting. How completely insensitive of you.

P.S. You're supposed to tell your friends you have a blog and not let google inform them. (Oops, did I just admit to googling you?)