Tuesday, August 29, 2006

A terrible mistake has been made

If you happened to happen upon the NY Post on sunday you might have seen some shocking, disturbing, shockingly disturbing, and disturbingly shocking.

If you picked up the post and saw the cover you would have learned a lot about the world and New York in particular but then you would have seen something that said "New York's Sexiest" and you would have turned to page 37 to see this title to the right.

Looks ok. "Everything here is on order," you say to yourself.
"I guess you could say he's sexy. Ooh, she's definitely sexy. And her and her."

Then you'd look at the second page. The next batch of "sexy."


Even though there's something in the back of your mind irking you about this page you continue on. "That looks in order and she's very super sexy and...wait a minute. What the hell is this?" You look a little closer.

A terrible mistake has been made. I got calls, texts, emails from my very confused friends and such. All asking, "How did that happen?" They are confused. They know me. They know the truth.

Now for jokes...

See, I thought they said "Messiest New Yorkers." I thought well my life is in shambles. Why not?

The Post tends to have a conservative slant. So if you can believe what they say about Iraq, you can believe what they say about Sexy.

HEY HO!

But to Sara Stewart (and Mandy, of course) I say thanks.

16 comments:

Benari said...

That is superb.

I believe in miracles!

you sexy thing (you sexy thing, you)!

mekayla said...

well you sure do have a pretty mouth ...



;) its great .. congrats ..
you sexy thang...

liz said...

wow. Congrats :)

Catie said...

When Baron struts onto the stage, audiences swoon and then pass out. But it is not fair to objectify Baron because he is a hot, sexy beast. He is also funny.

Charles Star said...

Whew! Now I don't have to feel guilty about wanting to fuck you.

Leil David Cardoza said...

I don't wanna sound like a fag or anything, but I voted for you like 756 times.

Mark Davis said...

don't rest on your laurels, maintain your sexy.

Anonymous said...

it's not over...

http://www.theapiary.org/archives/2006/08/newspaper_decla.html

damn, you're on a roll!

Robin "redbone" Cloud said...

damn! why do i have to be a lesbian. i so regret that god made me this way. we could've been something.

Kyria said...

They are only reiterating what we all already knew. Looks like it's time for me to have my affair!!

Candece said...

well congrads! thats a nice list to make. you're easily the hotest in that trio. Yeah for you!

Frank Bell said...

Niiiiiiiiiiiiiice dude! :)

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